drunkslovers-sinnersandsaints:
I NEED A GIANT TOTORO AS A BED :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Source: lipstick-fashion)
Don’t treat others the way you don’t want to be treated.
(Source: ionapoma, via im-just-a-girl-lucky-me)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. BOTH OF YOU. 7 WEEKS CANNOT GO FAST ENOUGH. FUUUUUUCK.
Dear whichever of my housemates is missing a trouser-less, borderline paraletic female,
She just walked into my room, and I woke up to her being stood in the doorway staring at me and hiccuping. Now my room smells like piss. Not fucking weird at all and not that you care but I was having the best sleep. I’ve sent her on her way now, but can still hear her bouncing around in the kitchen so you may want to collect her soon.
Oh, and I’ve also cleaned up the puddles of vomit leading to and all over the toilet and fixed handle of the flush that I presume she managed to rip off.
Perhaps keep a closer eye on your conquests next time.
Cheers.
